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tattoo-on-my-heart:

this is the best thing I’ve seen

(via bless-my-tom)

Source: shigeako-cosplay
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silversora:

"Dave.."

"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."

"DAVE."

(via potterfiend)

Source: stigmartyr762
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jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

(via potterfiend)

Source: jerkidiot
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  • Me: I have homework.
  • Me: I have to get on the computer to do my homework.
  • *gets on computer*
  • Me: Meh, I'm just gona look on Tumblr real fast
  • *stays on Tumblr for 5 hours*
  • Mom: I thought you had homework
  • Me: .....
  • Me: ._. Shit
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vriskaaserket:

I WAS DRINKING WATER AND I JUST SPIT IT OUT ON TO MY SCREEN HOLY SHIT

(via litttlemissmadnesss)

Source: humortrain
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andyourheartgoespop:

I love Daniel. He’s like the anti-Pattinson. He FUCKING ADORES everything he does, and not in an enthusiastic ‘I’m paid to be here’ sort of way. In a ‘dude, back away from the crazy’ sort of way. Bless his soul.

(via drunk-hanji)

Source: ludding
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simplycameronc:

mexicansblog:

hopeissuffering:

fuzzykitty01:

orangewave:

bakamic:

izzy-sukeban-jones:

if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

Step one: step two: 

Y’all need Jesus. 

or even more easy way?

step 1

shots are currently being fired

this made me laugh so hard tbh

(via drunk-hanji)

Source: orangewave
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cubebreaker:

Thanks to the recent addition of their own 21x41ft pool, dogs at Lucky Puppy in Maybee, Michigan got to have their very own doggy pool party.

(via drunk-hanji)

Source: cubebreaker
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coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

(via drunk-hanji)

Source: coolator
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sebadasstian-stan:

bride-of-bucky:

crying because “the man on the bridge…he grabbed my left boob”

(via drunk-hanji)

Source: bride-of-bucky
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redefine-me-take-me-apart:

jack barakat and vic fuentes + a love like war live

(via itsallmydivision)

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areyoutryingtodeduceme:

flockofflamingos:

Old Spice ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

everyone go home this is the best one.

Also apparently they’ve reached over $50 MILLION IN DONATIONS this is freaking amazing ;___;

WHY IS HE SO PERFECT.
MOTHER OF PEARL.

(via itsallmydivision)

Source: flockofflamingos
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amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

(via itsallmydivision)

Source: tastefullyoffensive
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